Lives with Doug and Elizabeth.Handsome, suave, ridiculously good looking, rambunctious and loaded with boyish charm, ebullient with just a dash of mischief.
So reads the introduction to my extensive C.V. Key role; Schmoozer and flirter to the stars. Special Power; The ability to eat seven English sausages at once without moving my lips. (some dribble, admittedly). Where do I see myself in five years? On a very comfy sofa being hand-fed fillet steak while simultaneously having my tummy rubbed. Obviously.